Omg Guise:) I'm NOT Dead!:D

Hello hello hello:)
I'm not dead!
I've been gone for a while & it's sad, but don't worry.
I have something that will cheer you up!

IT'S A RAINBOW:)
okay bye now.

To All of My Beautiful Followers:

THANK YOU. :)
Having 15 followers really warms my heart, honestly.
You guys are amazing!
Now, I'd like to let you guys know about my new website,  
The Beanie Shop!

I am currently selling adorable little creatures that are 100% unique! Free shipping on all items!

Check it out right now.

& buy one or two, of course. ;)

Search Alphabet Soup!

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Look, I'm so happy! Make sure you use it--it really is quite helpful.

Well, that is all.

Just had to tell y'all. :)

Strange Dreams

Lately, I've been having really weird dreams that freak me out.
...and I'm a teenager.
You'd think I was a little old, but no, I still have nightmares.
When I was little, I had probably one of the creepiest dreams you can imagine.(Well besides the time a group of Indians told me that my cat was sacred and threatened to shoot me with their arrows if I didn't give them him...)


I was sleeping soundly, then I escaped to my dream world.

Yes, there was a T-Rex warning on the t.v.

Long story short, I ran to find my parents and I saw my dad with his briefcase walking out the door.
I put on a whole dramatic scene and said "No, Daddy! You can't go! You'll be eaten alive!"

...

No one listens to me.

So There's This Girl...

Who cuts everyone off.
Like, say you're walking with your friend and you see her from the corner of your eye.
First instinct? RUN.
(It's not that I'm a mean person, I'm not, but this girl is just so stinkin' RUDE.)
She somehow manages to shove in between you and your friend and then totally ignore the friend.

I've asked her about it before and she's like 'IDK, LOL :DD'
..?
'I JUST DO, LOLZ.'
You don't just 'accidentally' ignore somone. :P

Sorry for the awful post, I had to drink poison Poetry homework.

P.S. I didn't mess up on her hair, it actually looks like it. It can be really pretty, just usually she doesn't do anything special to it. (not that that's a problem.)

I'm Awesome :D

For officially being the 100th follower of 

The New Adventures of Christine, I got this medal:

Because I'm awesome. :)

                                                                          

The end.

'Irritants'

I have some irritants.
Okay, a lot.
Like obvious liars, slow websites, not being able to fall asleep...oh, and poetry.
Poetry is from the devil, I swear. Not to mention, I'm absolutely AWFUL at it. Call me wacky, but I don't
consider this good:

Now, poetry's not the only thing that irritates me.
Only one of the many, many things.
Another one? {as if you'd want to know & actually care.}
People taking credit for your hilarity.
It's just like when you tell someone the right answer to a math problem, they  tell the teacher, get a prize or something and
1. they never thank you.
2. they never tell anyone that it was really you.

Like 5 minutes later you hear the person you JUST told the story to telling a group your story, and they're loving it.

You're waiting. Waiting for the truth to come out so they know YOU were the comic mind behind the story.
Waiting....
....
waiting for your recognition....
...
waiting to not be a loser anymore...
...
WAITING FOR THE ATTENTION YOU DESERVE.
and then...

And just like that, you've witnessed the harsh reality that is story telling.


Anyways....that is all.
The end.

This Stuff Happens.

But only to me.
I always end up looking weird in pictures.
Especially school pictures.
Everyone always looks so perfect, innocent, and did I mention...better than me?
Yeah.
Sometimes going through my yearbooks, I kind of look good. Until I look at my middle school pictures.
Oh gosh, those are awful.
Something like this:

I bet you can tell which one's me.
I look like a total creeper.
At least my eyes aren't closed?

Weekend Boredness. :)

 

I Think I Need Help.

I love my computer. It's so fun, and I'm on like 24/7. When I'm not, I'm messing with my iPod, my phone--anything with a screen.

I can be on for way too long. I don't think sitting for like 2 hours is good for your blood circulation. But does that stop me? ...No.

At first, it's all good, really. I'm having fun, drawing, on Facebook, whatever.
Then my eyes, back, neck, legs start to hurt. And my computer starts to give me advice about 'getting active' and 'giving my muscles a break'. Like I'm going to take advice from a stupid electronic. { no offense. }

Sure I'm in excruciating pain, but I will NOT let him win.

 

By that time, my computer/aching body wins.

He always wins.

Well, my body is aching now so I must go.
I think KNOW I need help.

It's February! :)

Coming soon -- A "Valentine's Day/ February" Themed banner. P.S. Check out the new banner & new buttons! :)

" Police " Knock Knock Joke

 

 

Don't mess with the police.

" Lettuce " Knock Knock Joke. :)

Knock Knock Joke # 1
" Lettuce "
More knock knock joke illustrations will be on my " Knock Knock Jokes :) " page in the tab below the banner at the top of the page or to your right, click on the pink button with my kitty that say " Knock Knock Jokes " :)

How Brittany Ended Up On The School Cafeteria Floor

One day at lunch me, Brittany, Julie, and Meegan were just laughing at who knows what and all the sudden, Meegan decides she's going to get risky and put a meatball on her spork. Yes, Firefox spell check, I mean spork.

 

And Julie thought that was funny.
A little TOO funny.

She bumped Meegan's hand and the meatball went flying.

I could see exactly what was coming.
*Imagine a slow motion "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" here*

 

hahahaha:)

 

heh heh...

 

uh...

oh no ... :(

*DISTRESS*

And that's how Brittany ended up on the school cafeteria floor.